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Seeing biblical teachings being reversed into conservative teachings is one of the funniest things holy shit. Like this makes it painfully clear that Jesus taught the exact opposite of all these things yet conservatives in the US wanna call themselves “men of god”.

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“Isn’t the idea supposed to be ‘you saved my life, now I owe you a debt’?”

“Nope. Other way round. You saved my life, so now I’m your problem. If you don’t like it, then kill me.”

“God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why.”

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How dare you be funnier than me

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the ability to pick up weapons in Smash is fine and all but it looks especially alarming on the small and cute characters 

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Instagram | Etsy

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the real reason i always tuck my feet under the covers at night is so that tarantino can’t get me

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THE APPLE DONT FALL FAR!!!!!!!

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Just for the sake of information, the daughter said this when she was 15. And has since apologized and changed her views.

She said something else too about how reverse racism was real. If I understand correctly this was all while living under his roof. When she got out, she became educated and changed/apologized.

Take that as you will. Totally understandable if people don’t trust her.

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reblogging again with this. I’m sure multiple people have confronted her about that pic above, and this was her response. timestamps are from this year!

Hey we gotta stop thinking people can’t grow or change, and we gotta encourage those that do so that they continue to grow and CHANGE.

She was literally raised by a man she herself claims to be racist so this behavior isn’t surprising, but the fact that she condemns him now clearly shows she was able to grow outside of his influences

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Monty Python’s Life of Brian (1979).

The story goes that John Cleese used to teach Latin, and drew upon that experience for this scene—leading to many of his former students howling with laughter in theaters.

On another note, i want to see this scene redone with other fandoms.

this is every Latin teacher ever including mine

I love this scene with my whole heart forever and also the locative is a fucking BULLSHIT case that exists for literally TWO WORDS, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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pancakes are made of eggs omfg

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Originally posted by realitytvgifs

Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left.

I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.

Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.

This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.

It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.

Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds. 

Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.

Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.

Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur.

Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?

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Originally posted by desingyouruniverse

Reblogging for the chicken out catting the cat

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@keyhollow cause of the gif

A friend has some chicks and feeds them dog and cat food as treats.

They reply to their name and the kids trained the chicken to “jump” into their arms to get some treats.

Chicken are awesome :)

every time i hear the words “guard chicken” as a joke i will show them this post

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